me: birds have butt vaginas
zoo keeper: no, that’s not true. they have cloacas that-
me: do they shit out of it?
zoo keeper: well yes
me: and give birth out of it
zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please, sir there are kids-
me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA
Curl up and read for hours while snuggly warm in this Ultra-Soft Flannel Throw Blanket. Great for indoors and out!
Mornings are a difficult time without stupid people behaving without any knowledge of how irritating they are. Let ’em know how you really feel.
Sport the holy trinity of the science world with this sweet t-shirt and help the masses understand the basics of each branch.
Dive into the book to understand the simple, easy-to-understand counterpoints to the most popular arguments made for the existence of God.
