Birds Have Butt Vaginas

me: birds have butt vaginas

zoo keeper: no, that’s not true. they have cloacas that-

me: do they shit out of it?

zoo keeper: well yes

me: and give birth out of it

zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please, sir there are kids-

me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA

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