me: birds have butt vaginas
zoo keeper: no, that’s not true. they have cloacas that-
me: do they shit out of it?
zoo keeper: well yes
me: and give birth out of it
zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please, sir there are kids-
me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA
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