me: birds have butt vaginas
zoo keeper: no, that’s not true. they have cloacas that-
me: do they shit out of it?
zoo keeper: well yes
me: and give birth out of it
zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please, sir there are kids-
me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA
Mornings are a difficult time without stupid people behaving without any knowledge of how irritating they are. Let ’em know how you really feel.
MAKE BATHROOM TIME GREAT AGAIN! with a Donald Trump toilet brush and Donald Trump toilet paper.
Dive into the book to understand the simple, easy-to-understand counterpoints to the most popular arguments made for the existence of God.
Sport the holy trinity of the science world with this sweet t-shirt and help the masses understand the basics of each branch.
