Qualifying for a Security Clearance as a Requirement to Hold Federal Office

Trump would never be able to get a security clearance.

Mehmet Oz would never be able to get a security clearance.

Herschel Walker would never be able to get a security clearance.

If you wouldn’t be able to get one, you are NOT fit to hold federal office.

CODIFY THAT.

@TRISTANSNELL

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