A Few Of The Reasons for Coffee

A Few Of The Reasons for Coffee
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REASONS I NEED COFFEE:

  • It tastes like hopes and dreams.
  • Caffeine perks me up.
  • Other people talk to me in the morning.
  • Jail is a real thing,
  • It’s difficult to work if eyes are closed.
  • It helps me mimic socially acceptable behavior.
  • Strangers stare if you forget to put pants on.

 

 

You know this list is much longer! What are your reasons?

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