Creative Way To Fight In A Knife Fight

*brings a tongue to a knife fight*

SpiritualBong.com Hand-Picked Products for You!

MAKE BATHROOM TIME GREAT AGAIN! with a Donald Trump toilet brush and Donald Trump toilet paper.

Mornings are a difficult time without stupid people behaving without any knowledge of how irritating they are. Let ’em know how you really feel.

Make a statement with this Science ➜ Like Religion But Real tee. Don’t miss this tee if you’re looking for faithless gifts talking about atheism.

Curl up and read for hours while snuggly warm in this Ultra-Soft Flannel Throw Blanket. Great for indoors and out!

More Memes For You!

When I type "I'm ducking mad" this is what I mean
Dachshunds in the Grass
Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book.
Waiter, This soup is cold! It's Gazpacho, Ma'am Very well Gazpacho, This soup is cold!
Great Design For Toilets and Conservation
Do All The Things or None of the Things
Cellphone in a case
Groucho Marx on Reading and Dogs
Your dream doesn't have an expiration date. Take a deep breath, and try again.
Breastfeeding Mother Put Priest In His Place
A Thought-Provoking Definition of Dystopian Fiction
The Lime is in The Coconut, Now What?