Imagine the Confused Vampires After Jesus’ Crucifixion

Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies, you gotta figure out why lower-case t’s started hurting.


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Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write..