Imagine the Confused Vampires After Jesus’ Crucifixion

Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies, you gotta figure out why lower-case t’s started hurting.

 

Andrew Nadeau
@TheAndrewNadeau

 

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