My Plan For The Day is to Be A Magical Caffeinated Unicorn of Excellence!

My plan:

  1. Get up
  2. Have coffee
  3. Kick Ass
    Have more coffee
  4. Keep having coffee
  5. Twitch through the day like a magical caffeinated unicorn of excellence

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