My Plan For The Day is to Be A Magical Caffeinated Unicorn of Excellence!

My plan:

  1. Get up
  2. Have coffee
  3. Kick Ass
    Have more coffee
  4. Keep having coffee
  5. Twitch through the day like a magical caffeinated unicorn of excellence Hand-Picked Products for You!

The perfect desk toy to impress colleagues and clients alike! Of course, it’s just fun to sit and play with it yourself.

Should we believe in God? In this brisk introduction to modern atheism, one of the world’s greatest science writers tells us why we shouldn’t.

Mornings are a difficult time without stupid people behaving without any knowledge of how irritating they are. Let ’em know how you really feel.

MAKE BATHROOM TIME GREAT AGAIN! with a Donald Trump toilet brush and Donald Trump toilet paper.

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