True Story of a Drunk Englishman Getting Pulled Over in France

Look at the picture first and then read the story:

This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.

A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, “No sir, I do not!”

But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car, and my wife is driving… on the other side?

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