Totally Relief for the Alien Invasion

Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT”

Humans: “oh thank fucking god”

Aliens: “wait what?”

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